I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
- boy: i hate being poor
- grandpa: were going to the fun factory
- mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
- murderer: i am going to kill you
- man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
- murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day